As promised, a storage guild for little used toons has been created on Arygos.
Any toon you don't want to delete, but aren't going to play is welcome to be placed in this guild. We have a tabard! And someone in the guild has Thori'dal because we got that achievement as well as the "Design a Guild Tabard" achievement.
You must be a member in good standing within Spectacular Death to take advantage of this guild. If you leave SD, your toons will be removed. This is mainly so your unplayed toons don't wrack up months and months of inactivity and get kicked, but can still be available and avoiding Dark Oaths "please come join our guild" auto invite spam. It's perfect for Legacy toons which you will trot out when we're doing Legacy events. Those toons can be invited back into SD and can then return to "Eats Bacon" when you're done with them.
There was no bacon icon, a situation which Blizzard should remedy. I bought a whole bunch of guild tabards, ran to the bank, bought the first bank tab, and discovered the tabards are soulbound. /sigh So, you'll need to buy your own tabard. BUT, we have the first bank tab and everyone can dump stuff in it. I swear I'm not buying the next one. This is supposed to be a storage guild.
Which brings up a membership issue. There are a few people who still don't come to their required 2 events per month to remain in SD. Letters will be going out and you'll have until March 20th and our annual "End of Winter Bash-With the Emphasis on 'Bash'" event, to rectify this. Two events, that's all we ask for. If that is too much for you to do, you need to leave or Miz will sing a lovely song when she kicks you. I can't sugar-coat that. We want people here who participate in the life of the guild. Some of you don't seem to "get that". Consider this the only warning you will get.
If you need to put toons in "Eats Bacon", just ask in chat. I can hop over to Gaussette and add you.